Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Afghan Americans on National Reality TV

These are good times for Afghan Americans making debuts on national reality television. In the last few months, we’ve seen the rise of Roh Habibi on Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing and Durrani Aisha Popal on E!’s Dash Dolls, a spin-off of the Kardashians. I’m thrilled to see my fellow Afghan immigrants thrive and realize the American Dream. But, I do have a problem with Roh Habibi’s religion. Not with his Taliban-style beard but his claim to be an orthodox Muslim and follower of a religion that was started by a polygomous child molester and mass murderer who's ideology is responsible for 270 million deaths in the greatest retrograde our humanity has ever known.
Does Roh know that Islam is a cult of death that sanctions the beheading of atheists, slaughtering of gays, ethnic cleansing of non-Muslims into dhimmi and extinction, legalizes child bride marriage of underage girls, institutionalizes pederasts to rape boys, and subjugates women to inferiority and honor violence? And if any of the victims of Islamic terrorism dare speak up about what they've suffered, they will be crushed under a ton of bricks and stones. Roh needs to stop promoting Islamic apartheid and genocide.
I prefer the Duranni way of life. She is a better role model for bridging cultural ties and representing Afghanistan. I’m not just saying this because Durrani is a distant relative. But she scores big points for being an open-minded Liberal. Can’t you picture yourself getting drunk with her at gay bars and picking up sexy bisexual men to take with to the skinny-dipping after-party? And how cool is Durrani to date Jewish Israeli men and portray Afghans as true-blue Zionists. Let’s watch the next episode to see whether Durrani continues dating Shalom or conforms to the Anti-Semitism of her strict Muslim parents.
Go Durrani. Make it big in Hollywood and tell all the Jews and Gentiles you meet that Afghanistan is ready to embrace evolution science, gay marriage, humanism, liberal secularism, and the State of Israel.

I prefer Duranni way of life. She is a better a role model for bridging cultural ties and representing Afghanistan. I’m not just saying this because Durrani is a distant relative. But she scores big points for being an open-minded Liberal. Can’t you picture yourself getting drunk with her at gay bars and picking up sexy bisexual men to take with to the skinny-dipping after-party? And how cool is Durrani to date Jewish Israeli men and portray Afghans as true-blue Zionists. Let’s watch the next episode to see whether Durrani continues dating Shalom or conforms to the Anti-Semitism of her strict Muslim parents. Go Durrani. Make it big in Hollywood and tell all the Jews and Gentiles you meet that Afghanistan is ready to embrace evolution science, gay marriage, liberal secularism and the State of Israel.